Morfar upp i dagen!
Tryggast i pappas famn
Kusinerna framför granen, fulla av förväntan.
Elise första jul, nu inne på tredje!
Elton
Jag har fått köttbullar på hjärnan! Idag blir det tredje veckan i rad och ställer mig och rullar dessa små ljuvliga. Först blev det med kycklingfärs, förra veckan med kalvfärs idag blev de budget med fläskfärs... Mest lycklig är jag nog över att jag lyckats bemästra konsten att göra egen sås! Lilla Kristin har förtjänat ytterligare husmorspoäng! Jag tänkte att om man förtjänar tillräckligt med husmorspoäng kanske man till slut befrias från allt detta? Oj, jag kanske har pluggat lite för mycket buddism idag... Spännande studiebesök väntas på fredag med SOS Missionsbibelskolas ledarklass!
Äntligen har Elton lärt sig älska sitt babygym! Elise var mycket snabbare än Elton, men nu har han börjat gilla det mer och mer. Man kan se att han ligger och försöker slå med armen på leksakerna, ofta lyckas han efter djup koncentration. Min duktiga lille kille! Blomman är mest spännande, för den kan mamma få att låta...
Jag ska baka till husförsamlingen på fredag. Funderar på att göra det lätt för mig och bjuda på en oprövad klassiker: Banoffiepaj! En socker och fettbomb på hög nivå, men banan är jy nyttigt? En liten bit och ens söt/fettresever är uppfyllda för den kommande veckan. Åh, varför är du så god, dumma älskade söta fina banoffiepaj. Jenny lär försöka bjuda in sig på fredag om hon läser detta, har lyckats impa på henne rejält. Smakerna påminner henne om hennes latinska rötter!
Elise har fått en ny film, Madagaskar 2, som hon älskar. I den filmen svängen djuren sina lurviga till discoklassikern; I like to move, it move it. Inte bara att Elise dansar med under filmen, hon går runt och sjunger låten hela tiden. Visserligen kan hon bara "move it, move it" men hon sjunger för glatta livet.
Elise har fått en ny favorit! Kalle, Matildas pojkvän, kan numer på titulera sig som lekfarbor (farbror som i tant och farbror inte som i pappas bror! En ring på Mattes finger innan du får släktnamn... Vink, vink!) nummer 1! Hela helgen har huset ekats av Elise ropande: Talle, bom! Eller Kalle, kom! som vi skulle sagt...
Jag är lycklig, jättelycklig, uppriktigt lycklig och det över ett DVD släpp. Min syster och jag har under många jular lyssnat på Klasses Julskiva från julkalendern som han hade. Och varje jul önksar vi att det fanns en DVD så vi kunde varva Sunes Jul och Kurt Olsson mes något. Så häromdagen när jag går in på CDON för att se om det fanns någon kalender som kan passa Elise på DVD så står det att "Nu kan ni boka Klasses Julkalender". Så i år beställer vi Klasses julkalender till moi och Pelle Svanslös till Elise.
Ny säng!
Ett pottskåp som vi målat om och satt nya knoppar på!
Ny lampa och nya gardiner och en vaktande tiger...
Hundar från Panduro, döpta till Pompe och Elsa av Elise.
Dockan har fått en ny matstol, en som jag hade och lekte med som barn. Naturligtvis har vi målat den vit...
Billiga furubyråer blev lite piffade med vit lasyr och lite gulddetaljer. På byråerna har vi lagt leksaker i "soptunnor" från Ikea. Rymmer massa småplock och matchade perfekt i färg!
Detaljer från byråarna, apan är en kliché-stämpel från Panduro. 
Nyheter i köksfönstret
Börjar utveckla en besatthet av vingar...
En gammal Bibel från 1800-talet och diamant, äkta så klart... ;)
Mitt nya älsklingsobjekt, Shoes on, ett skohorn i silver!
Vi har ställt ut en byrå i hallen och satt ett ljus på = hemtrevligt
Lite variation i vardagsrumsfönstret
Kruka av gammalt däck
Elton i Kalles famn
Äntligen har Elton blivit en glad sprallis! Han som tidigare varit riktigt svårflirtad har nu börjat smälta och bjuder på massor av leenden! Mer av den varan vill vi se!Declaration of Revocation:
by John Cleese
To the citizens of the United States of America, in the light of
your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to
govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your
independence, effective today.
Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical
duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories.
Except Utah, which she does not fancy.
Your new Prime Minister (The Right Honourable Tony Blair, MP for the
97.85% of you who have until now been unaware that there is a world
outside your borders) will appoint a Minister for America without
the need for further elections.
Congress and the Senate will be disbanded.
A questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine whether
any of you noticed. To aid in the transition to a British Crown
Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate
effect:
1. You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary.
Then look up "aluminium." Check the pronunciation guide. You will be
amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it.
The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'favour' and
'neighbour'; skipping the letter 'U' is nothing more than laziness
on your part. Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without
skipping half the letters.
You will end your love affair with the letter 'Z' (pronounced 'zed'
not 'zee') and the suffix "ize" will be replaced by the suffix "ise."
You will learn that the suffix 'burgh' is pronounced 'burra' e.g.
Edinburgh. You are welcome to re-spell Pittsburgh as 'Pittsberg' if
you can't cope with correct pronunciation.
Generally, you should raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels.
Look up "vocabulary." Using the same thirty seven words interspersed
with filler noises such as "uhh", "like", and "you know" is an
unacceptable and inefficient form of communication.
Look up "interspersed."
There will be no more 'bleeps' in the Jerry Springer show. If you're
not old enough to cope with bad language then you shouldn't have
chat shows. When you learn to develop your vocabulary, then you
won't have to use bad language as often.
2. There is no such thing as "US English." We will let Microsoft
know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to
take account of the reinstated letter 'u' and the elimination of "-ize."
3. You should learn to distinguish the English and Australian accents.
It really isn't that hard. English accents are not limited to
cockney, upper-class twit or Mancunian (Daphne in Frasier).
You will also have to learn how to understand regional accents ---
Scottish dramas such as "Taggart" will no longer be broadcast with
subtitles.
While we're talking about regions, you must learn that there is no
such place as Devonshire in England. The name of the county is
"Devon." If you persist in calling it Devonshire, all American
States will become "shires" e.g. Texasshire, Floridashire,
Louisianashire.
4. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as
the good guys. Hollywood will be required to cast English actors to
play English characters.
British sit-coms such as "Men Behaving Badly" or "Red Dwarf" will
not be re-cast and watered down for a wishy-washy American audience
who can't cope with the humour of occasional political incorrectness.
5. You should relearn your original national anthem, "God Save The
Queen", but only after fully carrying out task 1. We would not want
you to get confused and give up half way through.
6. You should stop playing American "football." There is only one
kind of football. What you refer to as American "football" is not a
very good game.
The 2.15% of you who are aware that there is a world outside your
borders may have noticed that no one else plays "American" football.
You will no longer be allowed to play it, and should instead play
proper football.
Initially, it would be best if you played with the girls. It is a
difficult game. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed
to play rugby (which is similar to American "football", but does not
involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full
kevlar body armour like nancies).
We are hoping to get together at least a US Rugby sevens side by
2005.
You should stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an
event called the 'World Series' for a game which is not played
outside of America. Since only 2.15% of you are aware that there is
a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. Instead
of baseball, you will be allowed to play a girls' game called
"rounders," which is baseball without fancy team strip, oversized
gloves, collector cards or hotdogs.
7. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry guns. You will no
longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous in public
than a vegetable peeler. Because we don't believe you are sensible
enough to handle potentially dangerous items, you will require a
permit if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.
8. July 4th is no longer a public holiday. November 2nd will be a
new national holiday, but only in England. It will be called
"Indecisive Day."
9. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap, and it is for
your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand
what we mean.
All road intersections will be replaced with roundabouts. You will
start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time,
you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of
conversion tables. Roundabouts and metrication will help you
understand the British sense of humour.
10. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call
'French fries' are not real chips. Fries aren't even French, they
are Belgian though 97.85% of you (including the guy who discovered
fries while in Europe) are not aware of a country called Belgium.
Those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called
"crisps." Real chips are thick cut and fried in animal fat. The
traditional accompaniment to chips is beer which should be served
warm and flat.
Waitresses will be trained to be more aggressive with customers.
11. As a sign of penance 5 grams of sea salt per cup will be added
to all tea made within the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, this
quantity to be doubled for tea made within the city of Boston itself.
12. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling "beer" is not
actually beer at all, it is lager. From November 1st only proper
British Bitter will be referred to as "beer," and European brews of
known and accepted provenance will be referred to as "Lager." The
substances formerly known as "American Beer" will henceforth be
referred to as "Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine," with the exception of the
product of the American Budweiser company whose product will be
referred to as "Weak Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine." This will allow true
Budweiser (as manufactured for the last 1000 years in the Czech
Republic) to be sold without risk of confusion.
13. >From November 10th the UK will harmonise petrol (or "gasoline,"
as you will be permitted to keep calling it until April 1st 2005)
prices with the former USA. The UK will harmonise its prices to
those of the former USA and the Former USA will, in return, adopt UK
petrol prices (roughly $6/US gallon -- get used to it).
14. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns,
lawyers or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and
therapists shows that you're not adult enough to be independent.
Guns should only be handled by adults. If you're not adult enough to
sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist,
then you're not grown up enough to handle a gun.
15. Please tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us crazy.
16. Tax collectors from Her Majesty's Government will be with you
shortly to ensure the acquisition of all revenues due (backdated to 1776).
